13 word Horror Story-39

Flying a rocket,

to the moon,

perfectly safe-

KA-BLAM!!

Whoops…spoke too soon.

Can it be that hard to fly to the moon and back?! It’s not rocket science! 😀 Haha.

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My three favourite (terrible!) jokes.

I’m a fan of jokes. The sort of jokes that you either hate or love, really terrible jokes…that I find hilarious!! So here is a collection of my favourite three, not in any certain order, I love them too much to rank them. I hope you giggle as much as I do!

  1. How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam-in!
  2. Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? It had no point!

  3. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Cause if they fly over the bay, they’d be Bagels!!

I drive everyone crazy with these jokes. I bet my mum regrets telling Joke 1) to me, my best friend looks like she’s going to melt whenever I tell her Joke 2) (and that’s nearly every day!!), and even though Joke 3) is painful, I crack up every time I have the thought of bagels with feathery wings and beaks…. 😀